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The First Satanist Manifesto of the 21th Century

Satanists express their deepest concerns regarding the potential revelation of their perverse nature to society. On April 18, 2026, they published a “manifesto” on X.

 

Peter Thiel and Alex Karp—the former identifying as Jewish, the latter as a heterodox Christian—are co-founders of Palantir, a digital surveillance and AI company serving the public and military sectors. Both are determined to spearhead a Western crusade against the rise of a multipolar world.

Recently, Peter Thiel was in Rome to deliver talks, attempting to persuade the Vatican to join his crusade against those who seek to regulate Big Tech—labeling such individuals as the “Antichrist.” The Vatican did not buy into his ideas.

Alex Karp, alongside his ideological allies, used Palantir to publish a manifesto that clearly articulates the concerns of the elite to which they belong and which they publicly represent.

Much like the satanists of the Middle Ages who would invoke a struggle against the Antichrist—while, in reality, they themselves were the true Antichrists—history is repeating itself here.

Let us examine the 22 points presented in this manifesto.

 

  1. Silicon Valley owes a moral debt to the country that made its rise possible. The engineering elite of Silicon Valley has an affirmative obligation to participate in the defense of the nation.

Here, the satanists begin their manifesto by admitting that Big Tech companies are immoral, yet they declare that these same companies must pay their “moral debt” by defending the imperial nation. It is clear from the very start that they are demanding that Big Tech get a piece of the military budget— lining up to suck at the largest public-money tit on the planet. As if they weren’t already benefiting from the funds allocated to hybrid warfare, they now want a share of the massive spending earmarked for hot wars.

 

  1. We must rebel against the tyranny of the apps. Is the iPhone our greatest creative if not crowning achievement as a civilization? The object has changed our lives, but it may also now be limiting and constraining our sense of the possible.

At this point, the satanists already show apprehension, recognizing that social media is a double-edged sword: rather than being used solely for the manipulation and control of the masses, it could instead enable the public to become aware of the crimes and immoralities committed by the satanic horde. In this, they were prophetic. They foresaw that the civilized people of Brazil would use the satanists’ own social media platforms—along with their AIs—to organize themselves and win an election that had been all but lost, an election that would have otherwise delivered the country straight into the lap of the satanic “Epstein Syndicate.”

 

  1. Free email is not enough. The decadence of a culture or civilization, and indeed its ruling class, will be forgiven only if that culture is capable of delivering economic growth and security for the public.

In this topic, we can see that the satanists—already desperate due to the exposure of their misdeeds to the masses—seek to downplay their heinous crimes by labeling them as the “decline of a culture or civilization.” In doing so, they attempt to reframe their perversions and utter contempt for humanity as mere negligence on the part of the satanic elites toward the societies they control, while suggesting that an economic rescue might lead the masses to forgive all of their satanic wrongdoings.

 

  1. The limits of soft power, of soaring rhetoric alone, have been exposed. The ability of free and democratic societies to prevail requires something more than moral appeal. It requires hard power, and hard power in this century will be built on software.

Here, the satanists insist on the idea that Big Tech companies could be used to control the masses without relying on “soft power” propaganda; paradoxically, they claim that the control of “free societies” will be achieved through an authoritarianism imposed by the software of these satanic Big Tech firms.

After what transpired in Brazil in October 2026—when the country joined forces with the Russians and gifted humanity a second “Red October”—I believe it will be difficult to control humanity using “hard power” software.

 

  1. The question is not whether A.I. weapons will be built; it is who will build them and for what purpose. Our adversaries will not pause to indulge in theatrical debates about the merits of developing technologies with critical military and national security applications.

The satanists claim here that AI will be used for military purposes by adversary nations, and they question how this technology will be employed—with the clear intent that there be no restrictions placed upon it; after all, satanists do not accept any constraints when they seek to extinguish human lives. It is important to note here how satanists are already utilizing AI, as this manifesto was authored by the satanists at Palantir—the AI ​​company that provided the target intelligence for a U.S. strike on an elementary school for girls in Iran, an attack in which approximately 170 innocent children were murdered.

 

  1. National service should be a universal duty. We should, as a society, seriously consider moving away from an all-volunteer force and only fight the next war if everyone shares in the risk and the cost.

In this regard, the satanists demand mandatory military conscription, claiming that everyone should “serve the nation.” Yet, everyone knows that the children of the satanist millionaires and billionaires will not perform this service. Only the children of ordinary citizens will be subject to this “mandatory service.” “They ain’t no fortunate son!”

 

  1. If a U.S. Marine asks for a better rifle, we should build it; and the same goes for software. We should as a country be capable of continuing a debate about the appropriateness of military action abroad while remaining unflinching in our commitment to those we have asked to step into harm’s way.

Here, the satanists insist on militarism and perpetual wars. Once again, they demand an endless supply of resources for the gravy train of the military-industrial complex—now joined by the notorious Big Tech firms. The satanists are waging war in the Middle East through their satanic, Nazi-Zionist state; they are desperate, fully aware that the “sugar-daddy” empire sustaining them is collapsing—that a time will come when it can no longer bankroll the wars of this colonial project—formalized in 1948—by funneling weapons and cash to fuel their ongoing war crimes.

 

  1. Public servants need not be our priests. Any business that compensated its employees in the way that the federal government compensates public servants would struggle to survive.

For satanists, no resources should be spent on a welfare state that provides education, healthcare, and adequate living conditions for their population. The state should, with its resources, serve only the war projects of the satanists.

 

  1. We should show far more grace towards those who have subjected themselves to public life. The eradication of any space for forgiveness—a jettisoning of any tolerance for the complexities and contradictions of the human psyche—may leave us with a cast of characters at the helm we will grow to regret.

One of the most interesting points in the manifesto is the one mentioned above, which reveals the desperation of the satanists in the face of the possibility that the masses might judge them for their crimes. All the rapes of trafficked children—all the macabre rituals in which they literally consumed the flesh of these poor children—are dismissed here as mere “complexities and contradictions of the human psyche.” According to the brazen satanists who authored this manifesto, the public must tolerate all their heinous crimes, for fear that they come to regret replacing the Satanic elite that currently governs them with another, more civilized and suitable alternative.

 

  1. The psychologization of modern politics is leading us astray. Those who look to the political arena to nourish their soul and sense of self, who rely too heavily on their internal life finding expression in people they may never meet, will be left disappointed.

Here, the satanists appeal to their manipulated citizens to remain obedient and to pay no attention to the speeches of any potential leaders who might emerge—leaders who could introduce political, social, and civilizational affinities into the political landscape that align with the citizens’ own collective aspirations.

 

  1. Our society has grown too eager to hasten, and is often gleeful at, the demise of its enemies. The vanquishing of an opponent is a moment to pause, not rejoice.

In the desire expressed above, satanists insist that they should not be swiftly punished by society—arguing that such an outcome would not be a cause for celebration. Yet, it is clear that once society realizes the satanic elite governing it has been rooted out, this will undoubtedly be celebrated with great joy—much like the removal of a malignant cancer afflicting all of humanity.

 

  1. The atomic age is ending. One age of deterrence, the atomic age, is ending, and a new era of deterrence built on A.I. is set to begin.

It becomes evident here that, in the sick minds of satanists, there exists the notion that AI will possess a greater power of deterrence than the atomic bomb. Can one imagine what kind of evil and destruction they are planning to unleash through the use of AI?

 

  1. No other country in the history of the world has advanced progressive values more than this one. The United States is far from perfect. But it is easy to forget how much more opportunity exists in this country for those who are not hereditary elites than in any other nation on the planet.

Now we can perceive the denialism of the satanists. They insist on the “American Dream”—a concept long since regarded as no longer attainable. Their middle class is being decimated, while in Communist China, the largest middle-class society in human history is emerging. The true progressive nation is China, and Chinese civilization would never allow itself to be governed by a satanic elite that devours innocent children.

 

  1. American power has made possible an extraordinarily long peace. Too many have forgotten or perhaps take for granted that nearly a century of some version of peace has prevailed in the world without a great power military conflict. At least three generations — billions of people and their children and now grandchildren — have never known a world war.

Now, attempting to rewrite history, the satanists are erasing from memory their eternal wars and the millions of deaths they have caused over the last few centuries. The very same satanists who brought about two world wars and dozens of regional conflicts in the postwar era now claim to be the guardians of peace.

 

  1. The postwar neutering of Germany and Japan must be undone. The defanging of Germany was an overcorrection for which Europe is now paying a heavy price. A similar and highly theatrical commitment to Japanese pacifism will, if maintained, also threaten to shift the balance of power in Asia.

The satanists now decide that Japan and Germany should be their new cannon fodder, their preferred vassals for their next wars. The two countries that developed the most economically and socially in the post-war period, precisely because they did not invest in useless weapons that would not bring any well-being to the population. But now they must be armed to fight against those that the satanists choose as enemies.

 

  1. We should applaud those who attempt to build where the market has failed to act. The culture almost snickers at Musk’s interest in grand narrative, as if billionaires ought to simply stay in their lane of enriching themselves . . . . Any curiosity or genuine interest in the value of what he has created is essentially dismissed, or perhaps lurks from beneath a thinly veiled scorn.

We see here that the satanists call for applause for the self-promotional narratives of major billionaires—after all, they supposedly “build where the market has failed.” But the market failed precisely because the State—captured by the satanists who control the money supply—subsidizes and funnels its fiat money into these billionaires’ ventures, specifically to ensure they do not fail. Fortunately, however, Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk failed in Brazil: Lula defeated the spawn of Satan whom they had sought to install in the Presidential Palace.

 

  1. Silicon Valley must play a role in addressing violent crime. Many politicians across the United States have essentially shrugged when it comes to violent crime, abandoning any serious efforts to address the problem or take on any risk with their constituencies or donors in coming up with solutions and experiments in what should be a desperate bid to save lives.

It is clear from the above that the satanists want Big Tech companies to play a fundamental role in building an Orwellian, authoritarian surveillance state—ostensibly to combat crime and save lives. But will they actually succeed in preventing the dozens of massacres that occur in their schools every year?

 

  1. The ruthless exposure of the private lives of public figures drives far too much talent away from government service. The public arena—and the shallow and petty assaults against those who dare to do something other than enrich themselves—has become so unforgiving that the republic is left with a significant roster of ineffectual, empty vessels whose ambition one would forgive if there were any genuine belief structure lurking within.

Now we reach the point where the manifesto begins to approach its climax. The satanists argue that the crimes of their satanic elite should not be exposed to the public, because these individuals—beyond merely amassing wealth—actually do good for society. According to the satanists, the disclosure of the Epstein files could lead to this satanic elite being replaced by an “empty” elite. This must be why not even ten percent of the Epstein files have been revealed. They used only a small portion of these files to pressure Donald Trump into joining Netanyahu in his wars in the Middle East.

 

  1. The caution in public life that we unwittingly encourage is corrosive. Those who say nothing wrong often say nothing much at all.

Here, the Satanist manifesto becomes almost poetic. It claims that satanists are under no obligation to lead a decent public life. Decorum and propriety “corrode” the Satanic spirit. A Satanist’s life only holds any meaning when lived in accordance with their perverse nature. Absolutely poetic—and pathetic.

 

  1. The pervasive intolerance of religious belief in certain circles must be resisted. The elite’s intolerance of religious belief is perhaps one of the most telling signs that its political project constitutes a less open intellectual movement than many within it would claim.

Now, satanists claim that their perversions are, in fact, a religious belief. They ask that everyone tolerate their cultivation of a belief in Baphomet, asserting that they will, in turn, “combat the widespread intolerance toward religious belief.” It is curious that they refer to their secretive Satanic sect—whose political agenda involves the subjugation of humanity and the commission of heinous crimes—as a “less open intellectual movement.”

 

  1. Some cultures have produced vital advances; others remain dysfunctional and regressive. All cultures are now equal. Criticism and value judgments are forbidden. Yet this new dogma glosses over the fact that certain cultures and indeed subcultures . . . have produced wonders. Others have proven middling, and worse, regressive and harmful.

Satanists claim here that their culture is superior, as they have “produced vital advancements.” Satanist culture cannot be considered on par with any other “mediocre or regressive” culture. While it is true that satanists have produced certain technological advancements, in moral and social terms, they remain medieval—worshippers of Baphomet, rapists, and cannibals who prey upon innocent children.

 

  1. We must resist the shallow temptation of a vacant and hollow pluralism. We, in America and more broadly the West, have for the past half century resisted defining national cultures in the name of inclusivity. But inclusion into what?

Here we can see that the satanists are no longer very confident in their power project. Previously, they championed the globalist agenda—featuring a nearly universal, westernized culture and a dominant financial system that controlled every nation on the planet. But now, with the decline of the Western world in the face of the rise of a multipolar world, they are resorting to wartime nationalism.

 

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From this sinister manifesto, we can see that all the dots connect. The satanic elite—formerly globalist—is now clinging to the “Thucydides Trap” by invoking wartime nationalism, bringing back a bellicose Japan and Germany to serve their new project: preventing the rise of a multipolar world.

This is unfolding at a historic juncture: for the first time in human history, an empire finds itself completely dominated and subjugated by a small Nazi-Zionist state planted in the Middle East by Western satanists. As this small state perpetrates a holocaust against the Palestinian people, it compels the empire’s own satanic elite to serve and support this holocaust, as well as the wars waged against anyone who opposes the Zionist agenda. Israel only managed to gain control over the empire’s elite by “satanizing” them—capturing footage of these individuals committing satanic crimes and macabre rituals.

This sheds light on why these satanists—or, more accurately, these “satanized” individuals—are so concerned about the exposure of the “complexities and contradictions of the human psyche,” as mentioned in the Palantir manifesto.

It forces us to consider who the true satanists are—the ones pulling the strings of those who have been “satanized.” Clearly, the Nazi-Zionists within the Mossad are the true satanic; they have succeeded in satanizing, blackmailing, and controlling the empire’s elite to ensure their subservience.

And now, these “satanized” figures within the empire have published a manifesto detailing their anxieties regarding their schemes to maintain power.

Vade retro, Satanas!
Begone, Satan!

 

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